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Man sues over long-lasting erection
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A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.

Woods' lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation.

Woods' lawyer did not return telephone calls for comment Tuesday.

Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume," in vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070606/ap_o...GQcBsDW7oF
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#2
omg.....is that a joke? I'm still laughing.
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#3
Ha, ha-ha, ha, [size="4"]HA.  :dance:

[size="2"][size="2"]He got Wood from drinking Boost.  and his name is ... WOOD.

Why..... he needs to be tended to by Dr. Richard "Dick" Chopp - famed urologist.

Link - - > Dr. Chopp's page.[/size]

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#4
It sounds like a joke but the story is real as far as I can tell. The mans name being Wood and his doctor being Dick Chopp does make the story even funnier. icon_lol
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#5
 This is Hard to believe.  I wood not believe this.  But im Up for anything!  They should Erect a memorial for him.  

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that
she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.

The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection
which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering
what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the
store and $3000. a month in living expenses."
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#6
William Wrote: This is Hard to believe.  I wood not believe this.  But im Up for anything!  They should Erect a memorial for him.  

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that
she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.

The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection
which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering
what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the
store and $3000. a month in living expenses." 
Hehehe, good one!!!

:dance::clap::dance::clap::dance::clap:icon_2thumbs
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#7
  I want a job like that!!!  ;)  :ninja:
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#8
FYI... I accepted the girls offer.

Medications anyone?:D
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#9
um... eh hem. I'll take a case of Boost Plus please

make it two. :ninja:
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#10
Leftygrl Wrote:um... eh hem. I'll take a case of Boost Plus please

make it two. :ninja:
LOL      You got a hot date tonight?  hehehe jk ;)
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