01-08-2010, 06:36 PM
[color="#000000"][size="2"]COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .TOUGHNESS COUNTS![/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]65 above zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Floridians turn on the heat.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Michigan plant gardens.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]60 above zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Californians shiver uncontrollably.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Michigan sunbathe.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
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50 above zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
50 above zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Italian & English cars won't start.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Michigan drive with the windows down...[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]40 above zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]35 above zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]New York landlords finally turn up the heat.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
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20 above zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
20 above zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Miami all die.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Michiganders close the windows.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
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Zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
Zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Californians fly away to Mexico.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Michigan get out their winter coats.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
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10 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
10 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Hollywood disintegrates.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
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20 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
20 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Washington DC runs out of hot air.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
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30 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
30 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
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40 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
40 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]ALL atomic motion stops.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
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50 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
50 below zero:[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Hell freezes over.[/size][/color][color="#000000"] [/color]
[color="#000000"][size="2"]Lions win the Super Bowl[/size][/color]