Police hunt farting dissident

[Richard]

I thought this news story was pretty funny. icon_lol

Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.

Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.

He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.

When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.

A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."

Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2019571.html?menu

[William]

  That story stinks!     hardy har har!

                              :orc^^:

[PurpleParrot]

what a gaseous rebel.

lol

what is the mind pattern for flatulence again? fear related? *been wondering about it*

[Richard]

I don’t know about the mind pattern but it is a natural process for humans and animals. My dog has some of the nastiest farts that I have ever smelled. When he lets one go you have to run away or risk getting sick and maybe dying. icon_kotz

[PurpleParrot]

LOL

My uncle always said that laughing gas=farting.

You ever asked your vet why the dog lets it out in that fashion?
I know erm if we never did let out that air in either end of our tracts...we'd explode....

tis the truth. ask those cows...in those farms..

there would be methane gas explosions...

 

[Richard]

All I can figure is it’s the food that DreamTime gives him. She grazes all the time and he grazes with her. ;)