12-07-2008, 04:11 PM
Ebenezar Akanga, Pamela Bidjocka, Editor
28/11/2008: In the Town of Guidiguidi in the Mayo Danay division in the Far North Region, fear and confusion now plague the menââ¬â¢s world after repeated reports of a strange phenomenon.
It all started few weeks ago when three men alleged that their sex organs had disappeared mysteriously, pointing fingers at another gentleman.
The latter was brutally beaten until the Lamido of Guidiguidi intervened. The three men were immediately taken to the Guidiguidi Integrated Health Centre. After a series of tests carried by the Chief Medical Officer, no abnormalities were identified.
In the town of Maga and Puse, some other persons alleged that their sex had disappeared but medical examinations did reveal no abnormality.
The most dramatic incident took place on velley. The incident involved six men who cried out for help after shaking hands with a stranger.
They complained that their sex organs had disappeared strangely. This engendered trouble in the locality.
The crown pounced on the accused, determined to have him pay the price of all the penises that had been snatched away.
The Gentleman was almost lynched; thankfully, the Lamido of Yagoua intervened and summoned the victims. He ordered medical tests but the results, once again proofed no abnormality.
One of the six victims explained that he was ripped by a strange sensation when he greeted the accused.
He said he had goose pimples at that moment and felt like his sex organ had shrunk into his stomach.
In spite of these recurrent reports of sexual organs disappearing, modern medicine is yet to explain the phenomenon or else, it remains an unsolved mystery.
The panic stricken population of the Mayo Danay Division are presently very vigilant; they take nothing for granted, above all no handshake, unless you donââ¬â¢t care about your penis.
http://www.crtv.cm/cont/nouvelles/nouvelles_sol_fra.php?showSection=national&idField=2124&table=noticias
28/11/2008: In the Town of Guidiguidi in the Mayo Danay division in the Far North Region, fear and confusion now plague the menââ¬â¢s world after repeated reports of a strange phenomenon.
It all started few weeks ago when three men alleged that their sex organs had disappeared mysteriously, pointing fingers at another gentleman.
The latter was brutally beaten until the Lamido of Guidiguidi intervened. The three men were immediately taken to the Guidiguidi Integrated Health Centre. After a series of tests carried by the Chief Medical Officer, no abnormalities were identified.
In the town of Maga and Puse, some other persons alleged that their sex had disappeared but medical examinations did reveal no abnormality.
The most dramatic incident took place on velley. The incident involved six men who cried out for help after shaking hands with a stranger.
They complained that their sex organs had disappeared strangely. This engendered trouble in the locality.
The crown pounced on the accused, determined to have him pay the price of all the penises that had been snatched away.
The Gentleman was almost lynched; thankfully, the Lamido of Yagoua intervened and summoned the victims. He ordered medical tests but the results, once again proofed no abnormality.
One of the six victims explained that he was ripped by a strange sensation when he greeted the accused.
He said he had goose pimples at that moment and felt like his sex organ had shrunk into his stomach.
In spite of these recurrent reports of sexual organs disappearing, modern medicine is yet to explain the phenomenon or else, it remains an unsolved mystery.
The panic stricken population of the Mayo Danay Division are presently very vigilant; they take nothing for granted, above all no handshake, unless you donââ¬â¢t care about your penis.
http://www.crtv.cm/cont/nouvelles/nouvelles_sol_fra.php?showSection=national&idField=2124&table=noticias