The Hormone Guide

[Mercy Now]

The  Hormone Guide 
Women will understand this!

Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

Dangerous............What's for 
dinner?

Safer...........Can I help you 
with dinner?

Safest.........Where would you like 
to go for dinner?

Ultra Safe.........Here, have some wine.

Dangerous............Are you 
wearing that?

Safer...........You sure 
look good in brown!

Safest.........WOW! Look at you!

Ultra Safe.........Here, have some wine

Dangerous ...........What are you 
so worked up about?

Safer...........Could we be 
overreacting?

Safest.........Here's my paycheck.

Ultra Safe.........Here, have some wine.

Dangerous ...........Should you be 
eating that?

Safer...........You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.

Safest.........Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?

Ultra Safe.........Here, have some wine.

Dangerous ...........What did you 
DO all day?

Safer...........I hope you didn't 
over-do it today.

Safest.........I've always loved you 
in that robe!

Ultra Safe.........Here, have some wine.

13  Things PMS Stands For

1.  Pass My Shotgun 

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree 

4.  Puffy Mid-Section 

5.  People Make me Sick 

6.  Provide Me Sweets 

7.  Pardon My Sobbing 

8.  Pimples May Surface 

9.  Pass My Sweatpants

10.  Pissy Mood Syndrome 

11.  Plainly; Men Suck 

12.  Pack My Stuff 

and my favorite one: 

13.  Potential  Murder Suspect :D

 

[DreamTime]

PMS are also the initials to my name! LOL

[Mercy Now]

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[angel]

lol...My mother will love this :D

[William]

I love this... here have some wine

[beyondinfinity]

Is it Merlot or Chardonnay? 

[Mercy Now]

Merlot .;)