08-15-2011, 08:56 PM
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You are what you eat, literally, of that is what you're made,
so think about the ingredients, whilst hunting yon buffet;
the cow she is so stupid, and stands in place all day,
the bull gets very angry if you happen in his way.
the chickens pick at nothing, hunting bugs and seeds,
the rabbits always fu*king, and More is all we needs!
the goats would rather have a fight than eat a decent meal,
the geese are just plain vicious, and, not even worth to steal.
the shrimp have left their paddies, and they wander in the night,
the crabs are growing larger and, now put up quite a fight.
the ducks just stand there brazenly, peeking, -quacking too
the pigs have formed a government and want a word with you.
the deer just wander aimlessly, from glen to field to tree,
the moose, they go much farther, 'cause they're longer in the knee.
the elk is great and mighty, and lives in the wild wood,
the ram is near unkillable, but the taste is highly good.
the salmon struggles up the stream, giving all it has,
the guinea pig, it sits around, freaks and has a spaz.
the tuna is the favorite fish of half of planet earth,
the sturgeon gets it's eggs cut out, before it's given birth!
the frog is taken for his legs, which do not taste like chicken,
the toad is taken for his warts, and them are for the lickin'.
the bugs and grubs and annelids, I wouldn't want to eat,
the creepy crawly anything with way too many feet...
the nasty, rotten, pickled parts of any baby things,
the juicy, greasy spatter, of blue cheese/hotsauce wings.
the glutenous concoction they're calling mac'n cheese,
the ice cream pump and plentitude of empty calories.
the taco meat scraped from the bones of cows that died in pain,
the chicken stock they powerwash and filter down the drain.
the butchered baby sheep and cows that we call lamb and veal,
the lifeless, sterile chicken eggs the corporate farmers steal.
the hydroponic vegetables that never saw the sun,
the every caged up anything that never gets to run!
the GMOs and Round-Up, that's killing all the corn,
the mutant freaks and creatures that keep on getting born.
the wheat and white and sugar, that goes right to your ass,
the soy and yeast candida, that turns your guts to gas.
the poison scrapings off the floor of some laboratory,
the bug sh*t falling to the floor, down from the second story.
the health and hygiene of the cook in this wonderful location,
the nasty germs and parasites you found on your dream vacation.
the blessing that you may have skipped, for no divine protection,
the owners dislike of complaints, and organised crime connection.
Now, go and gather vigourously, and beat upon your chest,
and choose your poisons carefully, for, -you are what you ingest!
You are what you eat, literally, of that is what you're made,
so think about the ingredients, whilst hunting yon buffet;
the cow she is so stupid, and stands in place all day,
the bull gets very angry if you happen in his way.
the chickens pick at nothing, hunting bugs and seeds,
the rabbits always fu*king, and More is all we needs!
the goats would rather have a fight than eat a decent meal,
the geese are just plain vicious, and, not even worth to steal.
the shrimp have left their paddies, and they wander in the night,
the crabs are growing larger and, now put up quite a fight.
the ducks just stand there brazenly, peeking, -quacking too
the pigs have formed a government and want a word with you.
the deer just wander aimlessly, from glen to field to tree,
the moose, they go much farther, 'cause they're longer in the knee.
the elk is great and mighty, and lives in the wild wood,
the ram is near unkillable, but the taste is highly good.
the salmon struggles up the stream, giving all it has,
the guinea pig, it sits around, freaks and has a spaz.
the tuna is the favorite fish of half of planet earth,
the sturgeon gets it's eggs cut out, before it's given birth!
the frog is taken for his legs, which do not taste like chicken,
the toad is taken for his warts, and them are for the lickin'.
the bugs and grubs and annelids, I wouldn't want to eat,
the creepy crawly anything with way too many feet...
the nasty, rotten, pickled parts of any baby things,
the juicy, greasy spatter, of blue cheese/hotsauce wings.
the glutenous concoction they're calling mac'n cheese,
the ice cream pump and plentitude of empty calories.
the taco meat scraped from the bones of cows that died in pain,
the chicken stock they powerwash and filter down the drain.
the butchered baby sheep and cows that we call lamb and veal,
the lifeless, sterile chicken eggs the corporate farmers steal.
the hydroponic vegetables that never saw the sun,
the every caged up anything that never gets to run!
the GMOs and Round-Up, that's killing all the corn,
the mutant freaks and creatures that keep on getting born.
the wheat and white and sugar, that goes right to your ass,
the soy and yeast candida, that turns your guts to gas.
the poison scrapings off the floor of some laboratory,
the bug sh*t falling to the floor, down from the second story.
the health and hygiene of the cook in this wonderful location,
the nasty germs and parasites you found on your dream vacation.
the blessing that you may have skipped, for no divine protection,
the owners dislike of complaints, and organised crime connection.
Now, go and gather vigourously, and beat upon your chest,
and choose your poisons carefully, for, -you are what you ingest!