I had this dream when I was going to the (-) Church, attending a (-) study group and posting on (-) a lot and someone here remembers, right?
Once
upon a time, according to the Will of the One, the Water of Heaven
was poured out upon the Earth. Falling on the top of a mountain, it
joined the clear flow of an alpine stream, becoming only slightly
less pure by doing so. As the water flowed downhill, toward the land,
it became clouded; minerals, rotting plants, sand and dirt- all were
part of the downward flow. Soon the water hit the flatlands, where
the animals lived their pointless, short, lives.
Desperate
to maintain integrity, the Water of Heaven, now suffering from soul
inflammation, sequestered itself in a big Five Gallon plastic jug and
set itself on the path of purification, also known as "the Great
Work"- to maintain the purity of it's heavenly nature on the
earth. After many years of dedicated effort the water had gleaned the
Truth from many systems of Magic and Mysticism, while discarding all
the dirty particles of decaying matter and minerals.
Eventually,
all that was left was a glass of pure water. Remembering that "one
thimble full of dirt can ruin a glass of clean water" he kept
himself seperate and alone. Still, he wanted to help the animals:
that's why he CHOSE to be the Water of Heaven, after all. So he went
to a place where all the two-leg animals went to drink and pretend
scholarship. Water of Heaven got up on the bar and was immediately
surrounded by the big mugs and belligerent pitchers.
Looking
around, Water of Heaven saw that the mugs and pitchers were Filthy
and Gross. Why, they were full of sh*t! There were no clean glasses
in sight, no other bodies of water visible. He looked down at himself
and was horrified to see that the stain, the stink and the sh*t were
being reflected onto Him! He understood, then, that just being around
dirty things reflected badly on him. That was why he could not see
any glasses of clean water- they were trapped or hidden.
So,
the tall, thin glass full of the Water of Heaven decided to leave the mugs and pitchers to die in ignorance, as their kind always did. Hopefully, the stuff they wrote each other on the little rolls of paper would not make things worse by spreading the infectious waste around- but then, that's what they do, isn't it? Spread that stuff around- on themselves and each other. Sadly, this meant that the innocent animals didn't get to drink the clean Water of Heaven yet.
Then,
Water of Heaven decided to Evaporate Entirely, or "ascend", as the other beverages have been known to say, late at night; on the bar amongst the bits of paper and pretzels, abandoned business cards and bent toothpicks, waiting for someone to wash them in the Water of Heaven.
Q3eory
Once
upon a time, according to the Will of the One, the Water of Heaven
was poured out upon the Earth. Falling on the top of a mountain, it
joined the clear flow of an alpine stream, becoming only slightly
less pure by doing so. As the water flowed downhill, toward the land,
it became clouded; minerals, rotting plants, sand and dirt- all were
part of the downward flow. Soon the water hit the flatlands, where
the animals lived their pointless, short, lives.
Desperate
to maintain integrity, the Water of Heaven, now suffering from soul
inflammation, sequestered itself in a big Five Gallon plastic jug and
set itself on the path of purification, also known as "the Great
Work"- to maintain the purity of it's heavenly nature on the
earth. After many years of dedicated effort the water had gleaned the
Truth from many systems of Magic and Mysticism, while discarding all
the dirty particles of decaying matter and minerals.
Eventually,
all that was left was a glass of pure water. Remembering that "one
thimble full of dirt can ruin a glass of clean water" he kept
himself seperate and alone. Still, he wanted to help the animals:
that's why he CHOSE to be the Water of Heaven, after all. So he went
to a place where all the two-leg animals went to drink and pretend
scholarship. Water of Heaven got up on the bar and was immediately
surrounded by the big mugs and belligerent pitchers.
Looking
around, Water of Heaven saw that the mugs and pitchers were Filthy
and Gross. Why, they were full of sh*t! There were no clean glasses
in sight, no other bodies of water visible. He looked down at himself
and was horrified to see that the stain, the stink and the sh*t were
being reflected onto Him! He understood, then, that just being around
dirty things reflected badly on him. That was why he could not see
any glasses of clean water- they were trapped or hidden.
So,
the tall, thin glass full of the Water of Heaven decided to leave the mugs and pitchers to die in ignorance, as their kind always did. Hopefully, the stuff they wrote each other on the little rolls of paper would not make things worse by spreading the infectious waste around- but then, that's what they do, isn't it? Spread that stuff around- on themselves and each other. Sadly, this meant that the innocent animals didn't get to drink the clean Water of Heaven yet.
Then,
Water of Heaven decided to Evaporate Entirely, or "ascend", as the other beverages have been known to say, late at night; on the bar amongst the bits of paper and pretzels, abandoned business cards and bent toothpicks, waiting for someone to wash them in the Water of Heaven.
Q3eory
