“Flying Carpet” Cloud And The Lamest Excuse Ever Invented By An Expert

[Breaking News Breaking News]

Magic carpet ride? Residents in Exeter, Devon, took this incredible shot of a cloud in the shape of a rectangle

 
Unsurprisingly Met Office experts rubbished claims this could be a close encounter of the third kind and explained the cloud was caused by a jet engine moving through a pocket of air.  

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z38tZRQ32g 
 
IITM:  Soooo this cloud was caused by a jet engine moving through a pocket of air???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Excuse me, while I regain my composure! 
 
If you want unusual cloud research, this is THE link. 
http://sylphsandufocloudships.wordpress.com/

[Elizabeth]

Wouldn't you love having a job in The Ministry of 'scientific explanations' department?

[Richard]

No, I don't want to look like an idiot like they do.

[Elizabeth]

All that lying would take a toll on an honest person. You wonder about the Meterologists that have to lie for a living.

[Richard]

I don't know if they're lying or extremely stupid. When I see people like that on TV they appear like they believe what they are saying, so my guess is they are extremely stupid. Like one time I was watching the history channel and they were showing the underwater pyramids by Japan and it would seem like anyone with a brain could clearly see the pyramids are man made, but they interviewed some mainstream experts and they all said the pyramids are a natural formation. I couldn't believe they said that. It's no wonder why most of our past history is wrong. We have complete idiots in all the mainstream expert positions. I can imagine when the higher ups are looking to fill positions, they look for the dumbest students and hire them.

[Elizabeth]

It's funny but family members have very high IQ but can not for the life of them accept any of this stuff that I'm into. They will bat it away, debunk it, start writing out formulas, quote mathemeticians and physicists etc. all to negate the obvious imo.

It's GOT TO BE mind control! I do not know what else to call it because they're waaay smarter than I am on many issues of consensus academic information. I've got a big shortcut though and it's almost like cheating. It's called intuition and "just knowing" as well as flying through the astral and seeing. I tried to get with the program and ignore what I knew for a good chunk of my life because externals will try to shut it down for you. Now, I'm middle aged and don't give a sh*t anymore. That's why I chat away.

I guess they don't know how to do that. I've been able to save a lot of time and BS by having those abilities that many HCFers have also.  My second guess is that they'd become unglued if they ever realize the unfair, evil, pointless doo-doo we've been subjected to - and we're not even out of the woods yet.

As you know, I have a bone to pick with whatever rag-tag "rEsCuE-team" has been assigned to us. Bang up job, guys! @#$$%@* well done.

[Richard]

That's true. Most people can't accept the truth so they come up with lame explanations for everything.