Pick-up lines by the Signs

[Richard]

Aries I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Taurus I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Gemini Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

Cancer Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Virgo Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

Libra If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio Your place or mine?

Sagittarius Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Capricorn Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Aquarius You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

http://horoscopes.astrology.com/astronet...lines.html

[William]

Scorpio,  -  Wanna have sex and a pizza?   (Slap)  -Hey!  What's wrong, don't you like pizza? 

Scorpio,  -  Nice shoes, wanna have sex!

Scorpio,  -  Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?

Scorpio,  -  Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's have sex!

  Pm me for the really nasty ones.  or sex!                j/k

 

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[Richard]

Those are funny William. It sounds like Scorpios like lots of sex. So what is going to happen to Scorpios now that they have no planet?

[William]

  Maybe it will free our thinking!  You know, have time for other things now!

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[PurpleParrot]

yeah maybe we won't be so obsessive about death,rebirth,vengeance, and sex..lol

j/k

yeah i'm a sagittarius but near the cusp of sag and scorpio......so i think sometimes i've got it within my personality.

[Richard]

I see there’s good reason why they don’t consider Pluto a planet.

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[PurpleParrot]

ROFL lol

it cracks me up

:o)

 

[Mercy Now]

Those are funny William. It sounds like Scorpios like lots of sex. So what is going to happen to Scorpios now that they have no planet?

Richard,

I think ,in pre-Pluto times, Mars ruled Scorpio. Karen this is correct isn't it?This is confounding because Pluto was such a "fit" for Scorpio IMO but the Martian traits are definitely there as well.

Mary