The Expansions Cult

[yukesam]

BTW, I had one consult with Stewart. It was f_cking worthless, very boring, and he spoke slowly with repetitive short silences in between his remarks, to use the entire hour up. He even pumped the consult with garbage filler, like asking me if I like watermelon and cinnamon. Ugh..

why or in what context did he ask that ? 

i.e. was he talking about your digesting system ? or i.e. you were eating the wrong sugars according him ?

The only thing that makes me less crazy than the other Expansions victims who got f_cked so much deeper is that the $500 was charged to a card which was sent to a collection agency, and they just dropped the whole thing. So, I never actually paid for that sh_t. Feels nice..

Good for you~

[yukesam]

I'm just saying,,,,,,

And Octahedron don't take this personally.

I don't think it's fair for the public to have to watch your hyperspace AVATAR every time you post.

I try not to watch it as best as possible but,,, It does have great effects on people head and henestly it gives me the f*cking headache and eye pain every time it glances me through.

[Richard]

[user=1653]projectiles[/user] wrote:

Stewart cannot be psychic. He didn't do anything. He f_ckin made up this sh_t.

The swindlow's are just like gypsies at a amusement park. They just make up whatever sounds good at the time.

[Octahedron]

I'm just saying,,,,,,

And Octahedron don't take this personally.

I don't think it's fair for the public to have to watch your hyperspace AVATAR every time you post.

I try not to watch it as best as possible but,,, It does have great effects on people head and henestly it gives me the f*cking headache and eye pain every time it glances me through.

So, this archetype has some effect in general; good and bad effects; I do agree.

I am thinking about an other avatar; I am only affraid that that will deplete the recognizing of me/my posts in topics at HCF.

[yukesam]

I'm just saying,,,,,,

And Octahedron don't take this personally.

I don't think it's fair for the public to have to watch your hyperspace AVATAR every time you post.

I try not to watch it as best as possible but,,, It does have great effects on people head and henestly it gives me the f*cking headache and eye pain every time it glances me through.

So, this archetype has some effect in general; good and bad effects; I do agree.

I am thinking about an other avatar; I am only affraid that that will deplete the recognizing of me/my posts in topics at HCF.

 
Hello Octahedron, I understood you completely and I wish you the best luck to find the avatar that you like in the future. And I appreciate your honesty and I must admit that it feels extremely positive from you and I would like to thank you for your understanding. sh*t you made my day Octahedron. Thank you again. Yukesam is smiling big tonight with happy slanted eyes  (tonight my time of course –feel like heading to my favorite bar, BTW I took Stewart this bar or music club and I had to stop him from dancing with the girls who work there, go figure ~)

[PurplePebble]

I think Stew let the cat out of the bag into his true agenda on his podcast yesterday..

He said

"come to the mini OMG , where you will learn to do what I do,

I WILL TEACH YOU TO BE LITTLE MINI ME'S , OR MAJOR MINI ME'S IF YOU WANT"







Wanna be Dr. Evils sidekick? He has Number 2 already, all he needs now is his Mini Me......

I thought this snippet off of wiki from the spy who shagged me has some uncanny parallels with Stews "life".. Stew apparently did not go back to the times of Jesus, he infact went back in time ( thanks to Preston Nichols) to steal Austin Powers mojo....


" However, Dr. Evil is unimpressed and unveils his latest evil plan—he has developed a "time machine" to go back to the sixties and steal Austin Powers’ (also Mike Myers) mojo, a fluid inside his testicles which is the source of Austin's incredible sexual prowess and appeal"

Dr Evil also has a Montauk Chair to boot....

"When Dr. Evil's chair on the moon experiences a malfunction giving it an apparent mind of its own, he quotes from the 1973 film The Exorcist, with "I need an old Priest and a young Priest" followed by "The power of Christ compels you!" and much violence to the chair"

LOL....

[strider]

If I wasn't stuck with the shitty netbook I've got for now, I'd whip a few photoshops up and give Stewy boy the comedic arse ripping that he so richly deserves.

Damn it. Just checked on some of my old piss take ones, and more than half of them have vanished from tinypic. Oh well......

[PurplePebble]

fu*k !! they cloned Preston NIchols and DI….

I dont know how to do photoshop, otherwise I would have slapped Stews face on the Dr Evil/Mini Me pic..

Stews desire is to have as many "mini hims" as possible running around on the planet….

He doesn't want you to be YOU, he wants you to be HIM…...

Didn't we see enough of this with his attempts to replicate himself via Sebastian the "mind controlled survivor" ….yeah, that went well for ya didn't it…..

[knmar]

From today's blog on Expansions:

"I’m Soooo Excited & I just can’t hide it! I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW that I want some!
Posted On April 20th, 2011 by patricia
OMG I can’t wait! Barely a week away and the “Oversoul Mastermind Group” meets in person again! Mini OMG launches, a FULL weekend of “Inner Health, Outer Wealth”, Expansions WEEK long “Affiliate” Class – Learn from Janet & Stewart how they do what they do. (Offered as part of “Mini OMG”). KNOWLEDGE, TRUTH & WISDOM all brought to you by Janet & Stewart, as no one else can. Helping YOU Harness the Infinite Power of Your Mind. Learn the truth of YOURSELF and of YOUR Reality. Gain the KNOWLEDGE to create YOUR Reality & SURPASS what has been imprinted. Recognize YOUR Innate WISDOM to Know by Knowing that which is CORRECT. It is all about YOU. It is all about Me. Join me in this amazing adventure of SELF Discovery. I know that I want, not just some, but all of it!
Contact me if you want some too: [email protected]"

[Richard]

They're good bullsh*tters. I suspect they took a advertizing course because they come up with stupid ways to advertize just like a lot of other dumb ads I've seen.