Today's Chuckle - Chakra Levity

[Richard]

Blooper on video #4. Clark tore the sandwich in half and then in the next shot it was whole again.

[Elizabeth]

CONTINUITY DEPT screw up. Good catch Richard - lol! The last shot of the old lady was Imogene Coca. Cornelius Vanderbilt (AKA Chevy Chase) pulls from the physical-comedy vaudvilian style. That old comedy seems fun & innocent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imogene_Coca

[Elizabeth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vR4LeL0yzE&cmpid=sem_skcSfBO0t_pcrid_28691542117_kwd_nokia%20lumia%20commercial_pmt_p

HaHa!

[Elizabeth]

http://www.wimp.com/seaclimbs/
 
baby sea lion climbs on a guys lap and snuggles
while on his boat for an hour.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxB7lxbTnI

And this old fav...wait for the kicker at the end.

[Elizabeth]

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in
spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put
up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The
town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not
acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High
Colonics - no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives -
thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted in
Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts
and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons -
forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it.

[Elizabeth]

And this one by way of theIRF. The caller's laugh alone had me in stiches.
 
http://zanylol.com/accident.html

[Elizabeth]

Charlie bit me. Top YouTube video of ALL TIME! 2007-2013 top viewed non professional video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

Charlie bit me fugue auto-remix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrJjcCnd9O0

Charlie Sheen bit me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwVOT2KtFtA

Six years later...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ORBgFznmI

The low down.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Bit_My_Finger

[Elizabeth]

"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young Mothers for obsessive disorders and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughters Candy and Ginger.” He turned to the 2nd mom, Ann, and said, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your children’s names, Penny and Sterling.” He turned to the 3rd mom, Mrs. Collins. “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy and Tom.” He turned to the 4th mom, Mrs. Ford. “Your obsession is cars. This too shows itself in your child's name, Porsche and Mercedes.” At this point, the fifth mother, Mrs. Johnson, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.”


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[Filter]

George Carlin, still funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjRGee5ipM

[Filter]

Louis C.K. learns about the Catholic Church.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k