Want To Live Longer? Look At Boobs Everyday!

[Richard]

Staring at women’s breast is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new study reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Kren Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicin: “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute arobics workout.”

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.”

“There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.”

“Out Study indiciates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.”

“We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

Well, there you go. Documented medical advice that you don’t need to spend hours in the gym to stay healthy. Finally, I can exercise while surfing the net for photos.

Update: So it seems this is an Urban Legend since no actual study can be found in the archive of the New England Journal of Medicine. I really think the Myth Buster guys should take this one on and find out for sure. What do ya’ll think? (Thanks to the folks that sent this in).

http://www.realitywired.com/2007/08/29/w...-everyday/

[DreamTime]

My god....just like a man!

[Sily]

If that's all it takes, then I estimate my husband's demise in 565 years.






 

[Richard]

That’s pretty funny Sily, you gave me a good laugh.  icon_lachtot

[Sily]

Hehe........ thanks Richard.  :big grin:

[Astrojewels]

Very funny article and response from silly, and not to knock the men, there are plenty of women out there that want the men to look or why would they wear clothes that have the boobs hanging out?
I once read an article about a man who did research into ‘what a man looks at’ so if he is a boob, bum or leg man, it tells you what his inner desires are for a mate and general stuff in life. It made a lot of sense and explained in great detail what each part of the body represents in the males mind.

[William]

:orcchoked:

[crystalsun]

Seriously Richard, this comes under the banner of "Research and Development", we are at the cutting edge of scientific discovery here - perhaps the key to the Fountain of Youth.

As such this post (and the photo) should NEVER be removed from this site.

Incidentally, the girl on the left is Jennifer Hawkins, Australia's Miss Universe a couple of years back and the other is the wife of a champion Aussie rules footballer.

I'm all for scientific study. So Richard, if you need a volunteer... :-)

[Octahedron]

That’s pretty funny Sily, you gave me a good laugh.  icon_lachtot

Me too :D, but to be more serious,

I think the explanation is both sexual attraction and the idea of nurturing and being fed. 

breasts are located in the green/heart chakra area and they do represent nurturing, positive emotions, safety places and the subconsciousness will remind the baby time.

Other funny thing: I was teached at school that esp. American males were always going behind big breasts because it was a representative thing of the consumption economy of the USA; big cars, big hamburgers, big spenders etc.

 

[Richard]

CS, that’s interesting that you recognized the women and they are from Australia. That gives me more reason to check out Australia someday. I agree this needs tons more research. This just may help men live forever.  icon_anmachen