Today's Chuckle - Chakra Levity

[Elizabeth]

(lol)...those poor, sweet, sheep didn't get much sleep that week.

[Elizabeth]

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
~Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Quoted in ‘Clarence Darrow for the Defence’ by Irving Stone

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writer

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer, “the Mark Twain of American Socialism”

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.
~P.J. O'Rourke, American comedian

The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
~P.J. O'Rourke, American comedian

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~Texas Guinan, 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris)

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~ Variously attributed to Will Rogers and George Bernard Shaw

[Elizabeth]

[Elizabeth]

FIND A SUNBEAM – TAKE A NAP




TIME FOR A FACE LIFT!!!



COMFY!

How tiny!!!

[Elizabeth]

This makes for a good Sociology discussion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo

[Elizabeth]

If the Transhumanists are to have their way then we're all going to be moving like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJ3BTKMI...re=related

(Check out the second dancer in the red shirt!)

[Elizabeth]

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement..
- Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C.. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
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And the cardiologist' s diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door. ­

[PurplePebble]

Fulford and Wilcocks Ninjas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM

[Elizabeth]

Omg...hahahahahaha! what a riot...THEY don't even need to show up for the parade, do they? It's all in the mystique! Excellent find PP. Too many years in the orient has made Fulford and his clones Ninjas - and 'Will of the Cock'...I have NO idea where he got his Ninja training or if he was even suitable for Ninja training? lol

Btw, did anyone except me like the 'Lyre Bird Beatboxing Video"?

[Elizabeth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgoapkOo4vg

PUTTIN ON THE RITZ...MOSCOW - Done February 26, 2012 and already over 4.5 million hits ~FROM RUSSIA with LOVE~

Who could have thought that in 2012 young people in Moscow would put on a "flash mob" happening, dancing to an 83 year old American song written by a Russian born American/Jew (Irving Berlin) whose last name is the capital of Germany...