Today's Chuckle - Chakra Levity

[Elizabeth]

Maybe not funny but an effective way to get a point across.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHixeIr_6BM

[Elizabeth]

Remember these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7EpEnglgk

[Elizabeth]

OMG he's harshing on Starbucks but ruthlessly witty overall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu-S_USMQ0U

[Elizabeth]

This goat "Mr. G" was on hunger strike, pining away for his friend "Jellybean" the burro; seems animal emotions run as deeply as ours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv2OGph5Kec

[Elizabeth]

"See what my owner has reduced me to? What a good sport I am!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRXk9yeeBk

[Filter]

That dare devil video looks fabricated. lol Some commenters suggest this too.
The speed of this dare devil looks unnaturally high when you look at the (short) course it is going, for example.
It's probably a fake video.

[Elizabeth]

That dare devil video looks fabricated. lol Some commenters suggest this too.
The speed of this dare devil looks unnaturally high when you look at the (short) course it is going, for example.
It's probably a fake video.

You're probably right. With his height and velocity the splash-down into the tiny shallow pool would have killed him.

The attendants only watered down the top of the slide leaving the bottom dry thereby slowing him down.

There's a portion right after the slide when we lose track of him altogether. I thought this was because of a slope but probably not.

It's fun either way!

[Elizabeth]

"See what my owner has reduced me to? What a good sport I am!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRXk9yeeBk

Is anyone else impressed by the gerbils' performances?

[Elizabeth]

Marine Pilot

 
"The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at theend of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left."Janie, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, her service .45 cal. automatic pistol, and a survival knife."

"She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't f*ck with Mommy when she's been drinking

[Elizabeth]

A woman returns to work after 30 years.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0