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Paris Hilton "I'm too beautiful for jail"
#31
Nice to see that you boys have a healthy appetite for starlets!

The law system was created to be a ‘can of worms’ or it would never work, and of course the celebrities are treated differently, some prisoners would love to rearrange Paris Hiltons face to an unrecognizable appearance.

I think that Paris promoting the Barbie programming completes the ‘triangle’ of energy. Anna, Britney and Paris all fit the energy required for such a plan, all of them have faced public embarrassment to their life style, a life style that many young girls crave for, money and popularity, yet now the young girls loose faith. It does not matter whether Paris goes to jail; the motion of energy has already been sent out. It is the ‘intention’ and these girls already feel worthless and now that has been amplified by these three blondes with a ‘fantasy’ life. 

 When realism surfaces your illusion, it can become very depressing.
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#32
Wow. Ana, Britney and Britney are all blondes. I didn't notice that.
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#33
I don’t know if Paris is feeling worthless yet. Right now she thinks millions of people will buy her prison memoirs.

Paris Hilton to 'Make Millions' Writing Prison Memoirs
By Angela Carson
May 20, 2007

What will Paris Hilton do once she shows up at the Los Angeles County jail to serve her time?  One report claims that the socialite is planning on keeping a prison diary and once it is completed she plans to publish the memoirs and 'make millions' from her effort, the Sun UK reports.  Would anyone even buy it? According to the report a source told the British newspaper that: 

Paris Hilton to 'Make Millions' Writing Prison Memoirs

“There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals."  The source added, "She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.”  That may be a poor argument to make.

The prison diary may be a bit boring.  Earlier reports have noted that Paris will be spending her time at the Century Regional Detention Facility south of downtown Los Angeles.  But she won't see much jail-yard action.  She will be confined 23 hours a day to an 8-foot-by-12-foot cell that she most likely will share with another inmate, a police spokesman claims.

In fact she will be placed in a "special-needs" unit designed for such high-profile prisoners as celebrities, former police officers and public officials, Cathy Beers has reported earlier.  What's to write about there?

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/pub...3492.shtml
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#34
She looks better than ever in that photo on "Paris Hilton to 'Make Millions' Writing Prison Memoirs"'s link.
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#35
I ran across some advice Wendi from Reno 911 has for Paris. icon_lol

"Reno 911" Deputy Gives Paris Prison Pointers Too!

Posted May 19th 2007 3:09AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Celebrity Justice

On the low slung heels of Candy Spelling's open letter to Paris Hilton, "Reno 911's" Deputy Clementime Johnson (played by Wendi McLendon Covey) has gotten into the incarcerated heiress advice game, issuing her own tips for helping "someone named Paris Hilton" survive the clink! 

To Paris:

"I've recently been asked to give "Survival in the Slammer" tips to someone named Paris Hilton. I'm not sure who this is ... is she related to Lawrence Hilton Jacobs from "Welcome Back Kotter?" I guess it doesn't matter.

It's important to remember that a cavity search has nothing to do with your teeth. However, a "lady" will be looking in your various nooks and crannies for contraband (drugs, weapons, etc.) That doesn't mean you can't keep other things in your cavities like candy or shampoo, but contraband will be confiscated. This procedure will not be videotaped unless you specifically request it.

Since you'll be staying in the "Special Needs Section" of the prison (and I'm not sure if this means you're important or retarded), think of your cell as a special VIP club that only you can get into. Maybe Red Bull will sponsor it!

Getting out of jail is like getting out of a full body cast; it feels great, but you'll be stinky and hairy when you emerge. It's not uncommon for women getting out of prison to leave with a full goatee and unibrow, not to mention a "shag carpet." Some nice inmate will probably offer to play beauty salon with you and give you a Brazilian bikini wax, but trust me, you won't like the results.

Oh! And when the guards give you attitude, put them in their place by reminding them that your taxes pay their salary, so technically you're their boss. Believe me -- public servants never get sick of hearing that! I know I don't.

That is all.

Have a Clemtastic time!

Deputy Clementine Johnson
Reno 911!

(as portrayed by actress Wendi McLendon Covey) 

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/19/reno-911-d...nters-too/
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#36
  This by far is one of my Favorite threads....  LOL  icon_el

I just dont and never have liked Jennifer Love Hewitt , To me there is something wrong with her,(Fake)????  I dont know what is wrong with me??...hehehehe

Catherine Ann Keener  Was in the movie...  40 Year old virgin...  Loved that movie.

  Im a big fan of Goldie hawn, way back from the laugh in days.   And im not attracted to her husband but would be if i was a girl but i Love Kurt Russell

About Goldie :   Hawn became involved in Eastern philosophy in 1972. She is a practicing Buddhist and has raised her children in both Buddhist and Jewish traditions. Even though she might have converted to Buddhism, she has said in an interview that she never had to forsake her Jewish heritage to embrace Buddhism. She considers herself both Jewish and Buddhist and has stated on the Larry King Show that she is not more Jewish or more Buddhist. Hawn travels to India annually, and has visited Israel, stating that she felt an identification with its people
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#37
Wow…I would have never guessed Goldie was Jewish but I guess I should have since most of Hollywood is Jewish. I’m surprised you think Jennifer seems fake. Everyone always describes her as one of the nicest actresses in Hollywood.
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#38
Paris begins serving her sentence. I thought it was interesting that she will serve time in a jail that is 13 years old. There’s that 13 again.  ;)

Hilton begins serving jail term in LA

By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer 11 minutes ago

Hours after strolling the red carpet in a strapless black dress, Paris Hilton traded her designer duds for a jail-issued jumpsuit.

The 26-year-old heiress entered the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood just after 11:30 p.m. Sunday. She's expected to serve three weeks for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton surrendered to sheriff's deputies after making a surprise visit to the MTV Movie Awards in the afternoon.

"I am trying to be strong right now," she told reporters on the red carpet. "I'm ready to face my sentence. Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me, and that's really helpful."

Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Hilton was easy to work with.

"Her demeanor was helpful. She was focused, she was cooperative," he said.

Hilton turned herself in at the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles just after 10:30 p.m., then was escorted to the all women's facility in Lynwood, where she was booked, fingerprinted, photographed, medically screened and issued an orange top and pants, Whitmore said.

Hilton's booking photo showed the heiress wearing what appeared to be a V-neck shirt, eye makeup and lip gloss that highlighted a slight smile. Her long blond hair was draped over one shoulder.

After checking in, Hilton was given her first meal: cereal, bread and juice.

The "Simple Life" star will be housed in the "special needs" unit of the 13-year-old jail, separate from most of its 2,200 inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. Hilton's cell has two bunks, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window. She does not have a cellmate.

Like other inmates in that unit, Hilton will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone. No cell phones or BlackBerrys are permitted in the facility, even for visitors.

The jail, a two-story concrete building next to train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway, has been an all-female facility since March 2006. It's located in an industrial area about 12 miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles.

"I did have a choice to go to a pay jail," Hilton said Sunday, without giving details. "But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way."

When she was sentenced May 4, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled that she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.

Sometimes stars are allowed to do their time in a jail of their choosing. In such cases, they pay a daily room-and-board fee to the smaller jails, which afford them more privacy and comfort.

Cop-slapping actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, for example, served three days behind bars in 1990 at the El Segundo jail near the Los Angeles International Airport. She paid $85 a day.

On Saturday, about 15 photographers, reporters and television crews staked out the entrances to the jail waiting for Hilton's arrival. Authorities had also cordoned off a grassy area outside the facility for the media. She had until Tuesday to report.

On Sunday, about a dozen photographers and television crews were at the Lynwood facility when she arrived in an unmarked sport utility vehicle. Video captured by celebrity news site TMZ.com showed Hilton inside the vehicle with her mother, Kathy.

Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, said he spoke with Kathy Hilton after she returned from the jail.

"She told me it was very emotional," Mintz said. "She also said that she feels this will be a time when Paris will be able to think and reflect and to spend time alone to learn from the experience because in Paris' life she's never alone — there's always a constant chatter around her."

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating her probation.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070604/ap_o...qSmb4DW7oF
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#39
http://www.youtube.com/v/OwkjeefUEes 

Delete this if not appropriate
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#40
I saw that is a news story and thought it was funny. icon_lachtot
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